Darkness

Where you go when you lose your dreams.

Dream on.

15👍 22👎

Toof

A tooth made of somthing besides ... um... tooth material.
Plural:Teef

I've got 20 plat-i-num teef!

141👍 49👎

Slider

A white castle hamburger, found only in 12 states.

Those things are too small to be enjoyed.

187👍 111👎

mars rover

A pure example of Much Ado About Nothing.

Hey, we could have sent a probe to Death Valley and saved some money!

5👍 11👎

funk doc

Abrv: funk doctor.

The funk doc walk into the club actin' rowdy

3👍 4👎

gibberish

The native language of urbandictionary.com. Contains words that make no sense.

Jibbby pip foouw jibbblenet ututututut.
(Translation: Good god, what language art thou speaking?)

80👍 65👎

crepes

Thin, pancake-like french pastries that go good with fruit and whipped cream.

"I'm making craypes."
"Its pronounced crepes."
"Whatever."

72👍 55👎