procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

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eBay

Where I got AOL discs for only 10 cents!

Thanks Mike!!

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French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

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suicide

Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?

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Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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MAXX UNLIMITED

A very scary song that I've been trying on light mode for a month and are yet to suceed.

Maybe I should just give up...

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MAXX EXTERMINATION

A song that is easy to imagine if you know what to expect.

Although I never heard MAXX EXTERMINATION, I can sense it.

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