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Upon any entry by a male into a hole of a partner (we are pro-homo), the partner may perform an Involuntary Veto, accidentally of course. This involves different things for different holes. For a pussy, the female may queef when entered. This mean that the female's vagina has vetoed the instrument (usually a penis). Here's a list of holes and their vetoes:
Pussy - Queef
Anus - Fart
Mouth - Vomit
Ear - Death
Nostril - Sneeze (or in extreme cases, Death)
Empty Eye Socket - Obviously Death
Jane's pussy had an Involuntary Veto on Clark's penis. Superman then ripped her in half.
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WARNING: This feat is for experienced sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
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A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.
Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)
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When a female in Heat sees a potential mate, the hormones that are released may trigger an involuntary reaction. This reaction causes blood to rush to the vaginal area, this swells and creates irritation and irritability. One is able to tell when a female has IVS when she starts sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily when she sees a potential mate.
Your girlfriend got IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome)when she saw me and offered to blow me.
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