Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.

I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.

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Vagwashing

When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.

With all this vagwashing in movies, I'm wondering when Bond will become a dame.

Ateadactaphobia

noun

1. Fear of solid foods. Having this disease means all of what is to be ingested must be blended or mashed.
2. Ateadactaphobia, in the Jungian philosophy, comes from and is sometimes associated with Pseudodysphagia, the fear of choking.

"Hey Bob, I know you have ateadactaphobia, so I went ahead and blended your Thanksgiving dinner. It's in your special cup."

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

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