schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

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heyeah

The ultimate triumphant roar. Demanding all attention in the room for the celebration of an incredible goal being completed.
Pronunciation: he+yeah put together (with soul) makes HEYEAH!!!

"HEYEAH!!! We win the game."
"HEYEAH!!! Drink one"
"He plus yeah put together makes HEYEAH!!!"