That crazy ex-girlfriend that won't go away.
I can't get rid of her, she won't go away. She's psycho Fido
I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt