Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

Shit Shore

When along the sea shore there is either a whole bunch of trash, or just overall shitty people.

Person 1: Let's go to Ocean City, Maryland
Person 2: Nah man, all them New Yorkers come down during the summer and leave their trash and have their attitude.
Person 1: ah man, sounds like a fucking shit shore the way you put it.