Unicorn

An intellectual female who is considered pretty, sexy, hot, or any similar thing.

I knew she was hot, but I didn't know she was a unicorn! Score!

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xanthophobia

The fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

Bananas are scary to xanthophobics.

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kiwano

A common name for the African horned melon which is actually a trademark of Pruint, Inc., a New Zealand based company. Much like "Zeppelin," "Frigidaire," "Victrolla," and "Kleenex," this trademarked name has been assimilated into the English language.

I tried to pick up the kiwano, but its spikes hurt me.

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system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.

Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?

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zerbert

1. n., A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

2. v., To perfom said action.

1. My mom wanted me to kiss her, but I decided to piss her off and give her a zerbert.

2. I was bored, so I zerberted myself on the arm.

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Arachibutyrophobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia.

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puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

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