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THe after effects from igniting a womans female parts...to recognize a burnt vagina look for these symptoms: 1. Its extremly dark and black (not to be mistaken for chocolate pussy) 2. Its extra crisyp so if your eating a girl out and you get the burnt chicken taste in your mouth its probally a burnt vagina. 3.Its rough and dried out
Hahaha We decided to light that chick on fire and we gave her a burnt vagina! Dude im never sleeping with that chick again she had a crispy ass burnt vagina.
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To Beat Beat is used as an expression of ejaculating or Skeeting , To make the trouser snake sneeze on or spit on an object or objects , it can also be used as an alternative to saying something out of excitement such as Yes! or Alright!
Oh Shit I just passed my Biology Exam BEAT BEAT!!!, Get outta my face bitch before I Beat Beat in your eye, Dude look at her rack Beat Beat!
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Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.
WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back
After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"
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Another one of the many referances to balls, testicals cherries or big round things between a guys legs
OMG that fuck nugget just punched me in the twins! omg i was climbing over that fence and i tore my nutsack on it and my twins jumped out and escaped
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Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.
(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "Touch'e"
All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
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A Outburst that people use when excited or surprised; A common phrase used by people in the tourettes institution.
Guy 1: Hey man was up?
Guy with tourettes: Ahh nothing much how bout you?
Guy 1: Oh nothing just got back from work
Guy with tourettes: oh thats co...RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
Guy 1: AHHH! You bastard...
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!! I GOT A PS3!!!! OH MY RAGGLIN MOTHER FUCKKING FRAGGLIN GOD!!!
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