Addy Daddy

A very sexy and good looking hunk, that won’t buy next gen 2k21 even after you’ve asked nicely.

Person 1 - Look at that hot guy!!

Person 2 - Oh I know that guy he’s so hot but he’s an Addy Daddy :(
Person 1 - how embarrassing :(

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Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"