911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

School work

1. what teachers think you should do to get smarter even though you will be working at a Mcdonalds your whole life so why do it

2. What to do to get a good job

Women: Do your School work

Student: But I already work at Mcdonalds!