RA Ryan

The greatest RA to ever come out in a towel in the basement of the dorm building.

My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.

Person 1: Did somebody just play the brown note?

Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.