FOCAL

1) A backronym standing for Fuck Our Collective Asinine Lives.
2) A response to the emo plague of FML (Fuck My Life) suggesting that ALL of our lives suck and that everyone needs to stop bitching.

Whiny facebooker: FML!!!!!
Other whiny facebooker: FML2!!!!
Definition author: FOCAL... just FOCAL.

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post-suicidal

A status of depression so deep you no longer wish to die. As far as you're concerned, you're already dead.

This might actually be the case if you're post-suicidal by proxy of actually having committed suicide.

Ellesime: Should we put you on suicide watch? You always seem so depressed.

Jonaleth: Nah. I'm not suicidal. It'd take more effort than I'm worth to kill myself. I'm just a hollow, dead thing.

Jonaleth no longer has the will to live, but he also does not have the will to die, instead he considers himself "already dead", having lost his Elven immortality. He is post-suicidal.
(Characters from Baldur's Gate II)

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Necrophobic

Used to describe one who is deathly afraid of death, dead bodies (animated or otherwise), and/or other objects relating to death ie: coffins, tombstones, scythes, etc.

Goth dude: Holy sh#t its a corpse!
Necrophobic dude: Aaaaah! I'm necrophobic! *dies*
Goth dude: Holy sh#t its TWO corpses!

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