manpage

A Unix / Linux / BSD Manual page.
Accessed from the console, using the man command.

Dude, read the fricking manpage!

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robo-shuffle

The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.

Jon was dexing so hard he did the robo-shuffle.

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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.

Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!

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PA

Abbreviation for Pennsylvania.
The individual letters are pronounced seperately, not mixed like a word.

I won't be back from Pittsburgh PA until tuesday.

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Quicksilver

The codename for a late-model powermac G4

I have a Quicksilver G4 at home.

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metaprejudice

Being prejudiced against prejudiced people.
Kinda like how metadata is data about data, metaprejudice is prejudice about prejudice.

Alice: Girl, I could kill all of these racist bastatrds, I hate them so much.
Barb: Your metaprejudice is showing.

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Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.

1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.

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