bag-flail

Bag-flailing is when a person empties the contents of their backpack, satchel or purse onto floor of friend/relatives home trying to find something in the scattered cluster fuck of said bag.

Do you mind if i bag-flail on your floor so i can find my car keys, I don't want to do it on the sidewalk and look like a junky.

lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )

I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.

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