not-girlfriend

The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.

Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.

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player points

The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.

Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.

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malquicure

(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"

Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.

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