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Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch September 16, 2010

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Deric

A Person, Usually Smarter than crap, who will do anything to prove you wrong, even at his own expense, just in spite of you.

Joe "He bough that $20,000 car to beat him in a race?"

Bob "What a Deric."

by Zanasabitch May 14, 2009

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