Turbo-awesome

Beyond awesome. Something that is so awesome that it is no-longer awesome but turbo-awesome! It's like awesome - only turbo-charged!

Tom: "Oh no, I have no-where to sleep."
Chris: "We shall construct a Ment!"
Tom: *gasp* "Turbo-awesome!"

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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

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penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

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Coon

Persian word, meaning ass. Persians may therefore be found sniggering in super-market aisles when they encounter "Coon brand Cheese"

Frank: "I feel like some coon cheese."
Achmed: "You're disgusting."

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Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

wondersome

adj. item has an aspect of wonder to it. Often confused with wandersome

Person 1) "What do you think of toast fishing?"
Person 2) "It is rather wondersome."
Person 1) "Indeed."

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