Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

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penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

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Nettaism

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

Went

An amalgamation of the words "Woman" and "Tent".

Chris: "Hey, that went is infinitely inferior to our Ment!"

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