Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

wondersome

adj. item has an aspect of wonder to it. Often confused with wandersome

Person 1) "What do you think of toast fishing?"
Person 2) "It is rather wondersome."
Person 1) "Indeed."

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Nettaism

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

Went

An amalgamation of the words "Woman" and "Tent".

Chris: "Hey, that went is infinitely inferior to our Ment!"

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