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OMGWTF

The commonly accepted internet abbreviation for:

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

1337 h4X0r: j00 r pwned,n00b fuX0r!

n00b: OMGWTF

by Zankou March 17, 2007

513πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


joint

1. a space between two bones that allows you to bend your body.

2. term for a handmade ciggarette filled with cannabis

1. Ow, my elbow joint just cracked. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK THAT HURT!

2.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..... fingers

by Zankou August 23, 2006

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


E-mail war

An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.

An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.

Like instant messaging, only with e-mails

I had an e-mail war last night with my girl friend...
We sent like, 50 e-mails back and forth

by Zankou March 17, 2007

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


E-mail war

An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.

An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.

Like instant messaging, only with e-mails

one time made a change to my profile, and my aunt and had an e-mail war just talking about the change

by Zankou March 16, 2007

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fuckdew

Fuckdew

The semenal or vainal excretions of a human, usually found on humans after fucking, or occasionally in socks, condoms, or, other animals, as well as fruit and vegetables.

basically anywhere or anything you fuck gets filled or covered with fuckdew

just before i came, i pulled out and sprayed my lover with my fuckdew

by Zankou February 27, 2007

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Latin Alphabet

The alphabet used in all Romanic, or Romance languages

It is basically just the English alphabet to all you Americans out there, but to us smart folk, its the Latin Alphabet

Oh, btw, its Zed, not Zee

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Latin Alphabet

I couldn't do the uppercase letters, because the filter said "Example has too many capital letters."

by Zankou March 15, 2007

33πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 3, 2007

210πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž