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Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022


The Infrastricture

A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.

We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.

by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2019


besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023


retrocognition

The sudden collective urgency of addressing a departed employee's chronic exaggerations and knee-jerk reactions.

Mark's got more friends here now than when he worked for us. "Retrocognition", he calls it; really though!

by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2020


phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024


Trumpous

Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.

Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.

by Zappin' Nap November 10, 2020


Voicemeat

Meaningful parts in a vocal arrangement.

Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!

by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023