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An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.
Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.
"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"
(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."
Fikse (etym. "FIscal + shiKSE). A small town administrator, or minion thereof, who always votes with the tourist money at the expense of basic permanent resident accommodation.
I'm not retiring up there; you have to be in bed with a Fikse just to get clean water.
A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.
Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?
Line Item Equity Served.
Enough said.
I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!
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1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.
Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?
A purveyor of men's clothing whose entire inventory contains a minimum of 2% Elastane.
I don't do Straight Stretch... that's an oxymoron unless you're a heterophobe.
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