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Spatulary

Spatulary

(ant. Corollary)
1. Any Amendment or Addendum conceived aforethought to flip or otherwise subvert a policy recommendation from a people's or other 'lower' assembly; in layman's terms, a monkey-wrench.
2. Any office, committee room, or bunker in which these are conceived.

That new House Infrastructure bill was going great until the Senate slipped that Voter-ID spatulary under it!

by Zappin' Nap December 26, 2024


Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019


hinterloper

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.

That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022


dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 22, 2023


night auks

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021


flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 6, 2007


primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.

How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?

by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019