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Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.
Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?
The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.
"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"
Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.
There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.
A guy who goes around smelling little girls' bicycle seats.
OMG Check out the bike rack... that gaupp's even hitting the tricycles!
A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.
I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.