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domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.

So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!

by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011


Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023


circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap May 13, 2018


Necessism

As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.

You know I'm not a triplet; that video Trio of Me is an act of pure necessism!

by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024


Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023


academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.

There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.

by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2021


gaupp

A guy who goes around smelling little girls' bicycle seats.

OMG Check out the bike rack... that gaupp's even hitting the tricycles!

by Zappin' Nap July 17, 2019