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Scatagitant General

The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.

"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"

by Zappin' Nap December 2, 2022


toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020


jepped

Rapidly executed under disabled surveillance.

He was jepped. He's even got his name on the crime. Everybody who crosses the Clintons gets jepped.

by Zappin' Nap August 11, 2019


Substrigamammic

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC

"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."

by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017


Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.

Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?

by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023


Illusions of Pretense

The return volley of "Delusions of Adequacy", referring to elitist assumptions that any viable corpus of art, logic, or science generated from outside their circle is therefore inherently meritless.

Any brain trust that harbors such Illusions of Pretense about Tinker is doing him a favor not signing him.

by Zappin' Nap July 26, 2024


cryptic

Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.

Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023