Smelldentify

The act of smelling an item of clothing in order to determine who it belongs owing to people's individual scents.

Person 1: Hey! We're wearing the same top!
*the tops are thrown on the floor and get mixed up*
Person 2: Who's is who's?!
Person 1: It's fine, we can smelldentify them. *Sniffs a shirt* this is yours.

Jalk

A deceptive form of exercise, jalking is a lazy person's jogging. The participator annouces they are "going for a jog" in order to sound impressive or athletic, but once they leave the house, lapse into a slow walk and only actually run or jog for a small percentage of the time. The name is derived from "Walking" and "Jogging"

Person 1: Hey! How was your jog!
Person 2: To tell you the truth, it was more of a jalk. I just wanted that hot new guy to think I'm in great shape.

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