Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.

Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!