goofball

Cocaine smoked like Crack

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs

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wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

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necropedebeastiality

The act or love of making whoopie with dead, baby animals. See also Richard Gere

"Hey Vern, Are ye up fer some necrawhatchamahoosit?"

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lolo

Filipino word for "grandfather"

Hawaiian word for "crazy" (found also in the compound word "pakilolo" which means crazyweed or pot)

Yeah, my Lolo is lolo. He smokes pakilolo

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tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

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crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

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avant garde

displaying ultramodernism or experimental style, especially in art or literature

Performance art can be considered avant garde in the way it communicates with it's audience addressing them often in a confrontational or interactive manner.

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