beard

The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.

"I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video.

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Sailed the Delaware

When your hitting it from the back and stick a flag pole in her anus and put a leg on le bed.

I had this one night stand and I sailed the Delaware on this bitch