The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.