Rock

Forget it guys, rock is dead...

Rock is dead. Sorry Elvis.

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Basketball

A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.

Basketball? naw daw I'd rather play soccer.

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Nazy

Nazy's are politicaly perturbated persons. Their ideas are screwed up and they shouldnt even come out of their mother's vaginas. Hopefully Nazisme is dead but its successor (aka communism) is still snooping around in the round abouts of Russia...

Nazys sucks. I dont truly know why but it really does. A message for yall Nazies out there, screw you.

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seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

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TV

TV: The first telivision has appeared with the arrival of Mankind. It was first made out of stone during the stone age, but the dates remain unprecise. In the lately 1930's, the TVs were made out of more complex materials and you could see something moving in it for the first time. Still Today, scientists are still looking for interesting shows because shows today are still as useless as 20 centuries ago. Id advise you to stick to your computer while the TV still evolves a bit more.

TV is a brown box with little images and colours moving up and down. In a few words, TV sucks bahhd.

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Party crasher

A party crasher is a guy that invites himself in a party he isnt even invited to. They usually screw up the whole party. Without party crashers, parties wouldnt be fun anymore.

When theres no more alcohol at a party, what you need is a party crasher to entertain you.

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Fat

A guy that sticks his ass to the couch and watches TV eating twinkies all day long. Also see American

Every American citizen has the right to be fat.

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