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Rich Woman

An old, large, white-haired woman in her mid-60's who is exceedingly wealthy... not from hard work, but inheritance. She possesses a loud and uncanny laugh, has a butler named Martin, and has a home in every continent.

She will purchase anything as will and seems to have endless capital.

She has a large harem of young, good-looking men.

She believes money is the solution to any problem.

She passes out $100 bills like water and her favorite word is "Money" aka "Maunie."

*During a scene in a movie when everything is going wrong and people are freaking out."

Eric: "Oh no guys, what do we do??"

*Rich woman runs into scene and is out of breath*

Rich Woman: *While panting* It's okay... it's OKAY.... I'm rich!!!"

by Zee Monty August 10, 2011

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