fucktarded

A basterized version of "fucking retarded."

"Dude that guy's sense of humor is fucktarded."

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motherfucker

A term meaning that the person it is being used towards is someone who enjoys having sex with other peoples' mother. At times is mistaken by its meaning being that the person has sex with their mom. "Motherfucker" can be taken as both a compliment or insult.

That John is such a motherfucker...he has an obsession with milfs.

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Zeeky H. Bomb

The bomb from The Demented Cartoon Movie that's hobby is going around to all of the different stick figures in the cartoon, and saying zeeky boogy doog, the term that causes a nuclear explosion.

Juliet: Romeo? Romeo? Where are you Romeo?
Zeeky H. Bomb: Here I am!
Juliet: You're not Romeo!
Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

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urban outdoorsmen

A kinder term for "homeless people."

Damn there are too many urban outdoorsmen in Sacramento.

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got

One of my least favorites, if not THE least favorite, word in the english language. It isn't even a real word and gets used constantly.

I gotta go to the store.
We've got no time to loose.
You've go to realize what you're doing!
You have got to be joking!
I've got a lot on hand.
Look at the new book I got today!

Ugh I HATE that word!

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dsl

1.Digital Subscriber Line
2.Dick Sucking Lips

1.Person: "I finally have dsl in my house now...fuck that shitty dial-up."
2.Guy: "Man that Angelina Jolie sure has some fine looking dsl."

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