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durbalicous

To be better than Freed in every aspect of life.

To dominate college football games with no respect for human life.

If Freed was more durbalicous, he wouldn't be such a sucky loser that everyone hates so much.

by Zeke September 10, 2003

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.

Aretha is very Egotistical

by Zeke April 8, 2004

564πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

by Zeke May 28, 2004

18πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.

"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"

by Zeke November 21, 2004

34πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 18, 2004

23πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005

3πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.

"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."

by Zeke December 16, 2004

21πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž