Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

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Lift and drop

When your stomach is so big that you have to lift it up and drop it back down when attemping to move it.

Dude....... look at his lift and drop! I bet he has to pick it up and rest it on his wife's back to fuck!

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Hamburgeium

Lifty heaven. A place where fat asses can eat all the hamburgers they desire.

Hey Lifty, are you from Hamburgeium?