Poop-a-saurus

If you eat poo poo, it chemically combines with nuclouric acid (NH76 in the stomach) to form a super poop which consists of 100% poop material and when it is excreted it appears an iridescent green colour .(errrhhh) WARNING!: may take up to 1 hour to excrete

Pooper 1: Man, i ate my wifes ploopy today and i know im gonna have to deal with a Poop-a-saurus at around 4 o clock

Pooper 2: You always do this when i tell you not to. Now im gonna have to help you excrete that motherfucker with a plunger later

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ploopy

If you shit on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

Lad 1: Dude, why would you ploopy her? she's butters!
Lad 2: I was just in the mood for a good ploopy, alright!

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