Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

2👍 1👎

slipshit

When you shit ur self, then it falls out ur pants and u slip on it.

John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.

That is what a slipshit is