UTPHJ

Pronounced "ut-fudge", this word is uttered by those seeking a discreet but pleasurable under-the-pants handjob.

I gave about 14 UTPHJs during that wedding reception.

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stringularity

The idea that the singularity representing an infinite mass is actually a "ringularity" connected to itself via cosmic strings. These manifest in the universe as distinct black holes, despite that an infinite mass cannot be contained to a single location in space or time by definition.

I once said the word "stringularity" to Brian Greene and he had a conniption.

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.