chode

A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.

dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.

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