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The sound made while masturbating with lubrication, especially vaseline.
Hey man, I was down at the nurse's office the other day and this kid Pat Dorsey came running in and said "quick quick I need some vaseline for my chapped lips" the nurse gave him the whole bottle. He went into the bathroom and all you could hear was "wicky wicky wicky"
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adj1: To be overly thrifty when dealing with money.
adj2: Of or like a child with downs syndrome
adj1: Man, he counted every last penny...what a Marchisio
adj2: That kid sure looks like he would do well at the special olympics. What, he DOESN'T have downs syndrome?!? Yeah, he must be a Marchisio, thats for sure.
The coolest guy on the planet. Anytime the ladies see him they instantly orgasm for a few seconds.
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The pinnacle of the word Milf.
Your mom is teh hottest evar!
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