Xemi

One obsessed with bondage and other forms of hardcore sex.

My god, can't we have sex without you being a Xemi?

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Ort

Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.

Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!

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sloogie

1. What one would swallow after an STD infected man's ejaculation.

2. Really thick, slimy semen.

Ed gave off a huge sloogie, I almost choked.

4👍 3👎

I.B.S

Itchy Ball Syndrome.

1. One suffering from lack of sex, usually of the male gender.

Man 1:My god, I've got a bad case of I.B.S
Man 2: Wow, how long has it been, man?
Man 1: About a week.

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