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One obsessed with bondage and other forms of hardcore sex.
My god, can't we have sex without you being a Xemi?
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1. What one would swallow after an STD infected man's ejaculation.
2. Really thick, slimy semen.
Ed gave off a huge sloogie, I almost choked.
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Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.
Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!
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Itchy Ball Syndrome.
1. One suffering from lack of sex, usually of the male gender.
Man 1:My god, I've got a bad case of I.B.S
Man 2: Wow, how long has it been, man?
Man 1: About a week.
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