yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

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cornhole

When your partner eats a lot of corn and needs to take a dumb. You give them a good deep buttfuck and when you pull out you cock it is covered with corn like corn on the cob.

If you want some corn on the cocks, feed her corn and tap that cornhole.

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turbo wedgie

n. the act of pulling upwards on the waistband of the recipient's underwear with sufficient force to snap the underwear. In extreme cases this results in complete removal of the underwear. Most easily performed on someone wearing a thong.

Kath's thong was clearly visible above the top of her jeans, inviting a turbo wedgie.

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throne

Toliet paper applied to toilet seat prior to laying cable.

I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.

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SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

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dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

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