muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

Faghag Hunter

Noun. A homosexual woman that prefers the sexual company of straight women; often times leveraging their gay male relationships to scout for potential love from heterosexual faghags.

“It looks like we have lost Anna to that lesbian faghag hunter, I hope she likes cats. Bye Felicia!”

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