The Slips

"the condition wherein the sufferers arse cheeks and or thighs slide past eachother with a worrying lack of friction during ambulation. The condition fequently occurs in association with itchy arse syndrome and high levels of shame."

"I was walking all round town shopping and I had the slips which really upped the shame factor. So I had to nip into Mcdonalds for a shame wipe"

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