Your best mate that you always get into shit with.
Gangrene twin - I went out last night with my 'gangene twin', we both did the walk of shame this morning.
Your best pick up line using Greek food and drink.
Greek flirting - So when are we going over to yours to make souvlaki and make it ouzo
Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.
Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.
That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.
My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.