don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

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tapping

When playing a guitar, you "Tap" a note by slamming on your fingers (hammer ons) and pulling the fingers off forcefully (Pull offs) repeatedly. Trills are done this way.

ALSO, double handed tapping, when playing a guitar with two hands on the fretboard

Look at Eddie Van Halen play eruption! That double handed tapping is amazing.

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smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

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xsjado

A type of rollerblade/aggressive skate "boot" as such, but has shoes that are made to fit in it seperately. A very strange looking blade, and filled with controversy.

"i have a pair of xsjados, and they are teh shiznitch"

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sky it

Used when someone wants some of your drink, and you don't want their filthly lips to touch the rim of the can.

Can i have some of your coke dude?

Yeah, but sky it man! SKY IT!

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zipwolf

A zipwolf is a person who has way too much time on their hands or a person who spends all their time on internet forums. If you type in "zipwolf" on google search, you will find nine pages of results, wherein all but two or three of said results are the same person, and all from different forums.

Heh, that guy is a total zipwolf, he needs a life

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