handtuch

German thing you can use to reserve your daybed on Mallorca

“Can I use this daybed pls?” “No can’t u see my Handtuch?” “Ok, I’m sorry” “sprich deutsch du Hurensohn”

Knoten

leckeres Gebäck bei Aldi

kann man sich in der Hofpause kurz gönnen

Benett: Hast du Hunger
Michelle: Oui
Benett: Lass Knoten holen

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sprich deutsch du hurensohn

A phrase used by germans with Ehre

Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

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inferno tower

firy boi who can melt your lvl 10 golem in seconds or eliminate your 37846 loons instantly

Wow I´m TH 10 what I am going to build?

Inferno Tower of course

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No

Yesn´t

Yes

No

Madame Hart

The type of french teacher who gives homework and copies work cheats until you die

lol

Michail: Wow she copied this paper 3 times for everyone
Mark: What a Madame Hart

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

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