Big Dipper

When your penis is so long, it dips into the toilet water when you take a shit.

Hey did you see John's big dipper?! It almost got flushed!

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Rug burn

The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.

Dyke 1: Do you wanna scissor?

Dyke 2: No sorry, I have rug burn

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