friendustry

When you have a friend in "The Industry." Someone you often use to brag about who you know in Hollywood, even if it's a valet who's seen Tom Cruise once.

Oh, my friendustry knows Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, Chad has his number. I bet we can get him to say, "Get these muthafuckin snakes off this muthafuckin plane."

maskerize

To feel as though you're looking through the eyes of someone else, usually a celebrity. You believe or feel for a brief instant that you have the exact expression on your face they make and even mentally superimpose their face onto yours.

Not always a pleasant experience.

I can't believe I just maskerized Paris Hilton. Yuck.

Or

I've been maskerizing Pacino in that one scene in Scarface off and on all day. Ya think I'm still pissed about that exam?